01. Derek Hatton, Edwina Currie MP
02. Tony Hawks, Roy Hattersley MP
03. Alexei Sayle, Gerald Kaufman MP
04. Jo Brand, Frank Bough
05. Jimmy Tarbuck, Vitali Vitaliev
06. Kathy Burke, Martin Young
07. Maria McErlane, Jon Snow
08. Maureen Lipman, Lesley Abdela
09. Griff Rhys Jones, Bob Geldof