In the pilot episode, Simone reluctantly lets her best friend Audrey fill out her online dating profile.
Simone's first date with Elisa starts off in Pleasantville but quickly veers into AreYouOnCracktown.
Simone bravely agrees to date a musician, with shocking results.
Simone's a bit miffed that everyone thinks her date, Caramel Kiss, is "out of her league".
After her hot night with Caramel Kiss, Simone goes to her audition for The Albatross Appeal and finds that albatrosses aren't the dirtiest birds.