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Series 4
September 13, 1972

Series 4

01. To Garnett a Grandson

Despite Rita giving birth to his new grandson, Alf is a reluctant hospital visitor, as he would much rather be down the pub. A brief moment of bonding with the baby is quickly interrupted by indignation when he hears Mike's proposed name for the infant.

30min
September 13, 1972

02. Pigeon Fancier

Alf's in the money; celebrating at the pub he meets a friend, and thinks he has a sure fire way to make some more.

30min
September 20, 1972

03. Holiday in Bournemouth

Alf takes the family on a holiday to Bournemouth but he moans the whole time. Later Alf falls into the pool when his chair is moved

30min
September 27, 1972

04. Dock Pilfering

Alf speaks for the silent majority: "If we want a proper democracy here, we've got to start shooting a few people."

30min
October 11, 1972

05. Up the Hammers

"It's all very well letting women have children, but they shouldn't be allowed to bring them up."

30min
October 18, 1972

06. Alf's Broken Leg

Alf, in a wheelchair with a broken leg, on overpopulation: "Let's have a war and get rid of some of your bloody youth!"

30min
October 25, 1972