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January 5, 2017

Season 9

01. Tinder Profile Picture Day (2)

If your picture’s a selfie it looks like you don’t have friends.

3min
January 5, 2017

02. The Horrors of Hungover Traveling

Pretty much exactly as awesome as it sounds.

3min
January 10, 2017

03. Bizarre Amazon Product Reviews (2)

The twirling spaghetti fork pairs exceptionally well with the wine purse.

4min
January 12, 2017

04. I Need More Intel: Is That Hot Guy Gay?

Shirtless bro pics are always a red herring.

3min
January 13, 2017

05. Dogs Are Practice Babies

Don’t forget: this will still be a destructive, constantly shitting nightmare.

3min
January 17, 2017

06. Horror Movie Girl Is Embarrassed She’s a Virgin

Everyone knows the pants wiener is inflated by massaging on the private areas.

5min
January 19, 2017

07. How to Wash a Goddamn Dish

Don’t worry – it’s so easy, there’s literally no reason not to do it, you entitled piece of sh*t.

2min
January 28, 2017

08. Fake News Investigative Journalists

The truth is powerful, and it takes constant vigilance to drown out that truth with noise.

3min
February 7, 2017

09. Awkward at Parties Horror Movie (with Allison Williams and Lil Rel)

A party guest most foul.

3min
February 17, 2017

10. Stressagains: The Restaurant for Stress-Eating

Just like the momentary distraction your mom used to make!

3min
February 17, 2017

11. Movie Make-Up Makes Acting Hard

When it comes to make-up, less is muhhrrrrrrrg.

4min
March 3, 2017

12. Extremely Real People Who Are Definitely Not Actors

Audition? What’s that, some sort of exciting new Ford truck model?

2min
March 8, 2017

13. 5 Tips for People Who Don’t Understand Taxes

Doing your taxes is easy if you make stuff up.

2min
March 9, 2017

14. Oh No, Why Is This Trending?! (2017 Edition)

Legend has it people used to tweet tiny, comical stories, known colloquially as “jokes” or “goofs”.

4min
March 23, 2017

15. We Found Sinbad’s Shazaam Genie Movie!

I told you “Kazaam” was a different movie!

3min
April 1, 2017

16. Music Festival Boot Camp

You can’t handle the merch booth.

5min
April 14, 2017

17. It’s Technically a Meal

It’s healthier to cook for yourself! Right?

4min
May 13, 2017

18. Eating with Your Rich Friends

I’ll have the “corking fee”.

4min
April 20, 2017

19. Just Let the World Die

Take that, student loans!

4min
April 29, 2017

20. An Honest Call with Your Bank

Oh, a problem with my account? Well, prepare for a tantrum that blames you personally.

3min
May 4, 2017

21. Sleepovers When You’re Gay

Dream Phone was SO heteronormative.

4min
June 20, 2017

22. The Straightest Dude Ever

He eats lighters.

4min
June 27, 2017

23. The Relationship Simulator Bed

What’s a couple hours of sleep every night for love?

4min
May 27, 2017

24. Date with a Fast Food Burger

Boy meets grill.

3min
May 25, 2017

25. I Can’t Decide What My Last Meal Should Be

Why don’t we both get something, and we can share?

4min
June 18, 2017

26. Porn, but for Crying

Oh, yeah, fit that injured puppy with a lil’ prosthetic leg.

3min
June 22, 2017

27. These Incriminating Photos Look Amazing

Is this blackmailer’s evidence of you looking fucking hot or committing a crime?

3min
August 3, 2017

28. Hinting That You’re Also into Guys

Ok, they’re gay. Now, for a super chill, totally laid-back way to just like CASUALLY hint that you are too or whatever.

4min
August 12, 2017

29. Your Favorite Shameful Flavors As Chips

New from Chompsky’s: All the shameful self-hatred of eating peanut butter with a spoon, in the convenience of a potato chip!

2min
August 19, 2017

30. Sorry My Car Is So Gross

Sure, it’s a little messy, but there are so many places to ash!

3min
August 22, 2017