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March 18, 2019

Season 13

01. If NBA Jam Were a Real Game (30 for 30 Parody)

The rest is history.

4min
March 18, 2019

02. Defender of the Basic Meets the April Fool

Who truly understands the difference between a joke, a prank, and a lie?

5min
April 1, 2019

03. An Exciting New Release from George R. R. Martin

Why finish the story you started when you could do literally anything else?

4min
April 9, 2019

04. Outtakes: An Exciting New Release from George R. R. Martin

Great enough to satisfy even the biggest fans.

4min

05. Grindr Profile Picture Day

Everything I’ve ever read about average penis size leads me to believe some of you may be lying.

4min
April 12, 2019

06. Everyone’s a Republican on Tax Day

Tax season is upon us, and it’s time to reconsider your politics… unless you don’t make six figures.

3min
April 14, 2019

07. A 420 Visit from the Weed Man

On this blessed 4/20, all the good little stoners wake up to dank gifts & ganja from the Weed Man.

4min
April 19, 2019

08. Stop Asking Women to Talk about Being Women

As a woman of color, it’s your job to talk only about that & nothing else you’ve ever accomplished.

5min
April 23, 2019

09. Realistic Dream Phone

Try Realistic Dream Phone to find even more emotionally unavailable guys to maybe talk to!

2min
May 3, 2019

10. There’s Meat Hiding in Every Food

You’ve been drinking literal beetle juice.

3min
May 4, 2019

11. Eat Mayo Wherever You Go

The radical new way to slurp your mayo is totally tubular (as in, it’s a tube).

2min
May 7, 2019

12. Sitting behind a Couple at the Movies

If you didn’t want to see a show, why did you come to the theater?

3min
May 10, 2019

13. When Theater Kids Grow Up

Nobody needs to hear a 30-year-old reminisce on their experiences in a high school play.

4min
May 14, 2019

14. The Apothecary Barista

Here you’ll find all the potions, poisons, & chai you could never want.

4min
May 15, 2019

15. Letting Go of Game of Thrones

It’s time to move on from your dependency, until you find the next TV show you can’t trust.

5min
May 11, 2019

16. Movie Families Always Skip Breakfast

She wants you to eat ALL OF IT.

2min
May 23, 2019

17. Bruce Wayne Is the Real Criminal

He’s a war profiteer who pays less in taxes than his secretary.

5min
May 22, 2019

18. Are You Nerdy Enough?

Do you dare call your feminine content nerdy? The Council of Nerdy Things is here to decide.

4min
May 25, 2019

19. Minorities Don’t Look Alike

How can white people be expected to remember things that aren’t other white people?

4min
May 29, 2019

20. I Know Where You Got Your Opinion From

Know exactly where someone’s plagiarized personality and bad takes came from, with Shazam for BS!

3min
June 4, 2019

21. The Game of Thrones Finale Rewritten with A.I.

George R.R. Martin better start looking for a new gig, because Bran can do beautiful flip kicks now.

4min
June 7, 2019

22. That Inspirational Story Is Actually Sad

A heartwarming tale of… terrible people?

4min
June 11, 2019

23. Black Mirror Episodes from Medieval Times

Technology has always been scary and evil.

5min
June 12, 2019

24. You Suck in Your Own Story

You control this narrative, and you’re still the villain of it.

3min
June 25, 2019

25. The Worst Clothes You’re Wearing This Summer

Freezing inside, boiling outside: you never get to be comfortable!

4min
June 26, 2019

26. Experimenting (Literally) in College

College is about exploring, from sex to sewing a man’s head to a dog.

4min
July 12, 2019

27. 3 Adorable Crafts You Can Immediately Trash

Garbage is what it is, and that’s where it belongs.

4min
July 13, 2019

28. Your Annoying Cheap Friend

If you can scrounge for it in the trash like a little raccoon, it’s not worth buying in a store.

4min
July 19, 2019

29. This Kidnapping Is So Hot

Some light spanking would really get this hostage situation going.

4min
July 20, 2019

30. Do I Hate the Bachelor?

She loves to hate it and hates to love it.

3min
July 24, 2019