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December 2, 2014

Season 3

01. In Meatro

One billion gods working inside three trillion universes couldn’t possibly create a reality this stupid.

11min
December 2, 2014

02. WUWPs

The history of America is a narrative concerning the triumph of white supremacy.

11min
December 3, 2014

03. Klansgender Rights

Children are born corrupt, but gradually over time they begin to pass away and then rot.

11min
December 4, 2014

04. Groaning Amore

When little ol’ love finally learns to talk, it chooses instead to yowl until its throat fills with brown.

11min
December 5, 2014

05. Oralboros

For once, the tail manages to catch its snake and gobbles it down with a side of bibleberries.

11min
December 6, 2014

06. Slaughter Me to Heaven

The only true fact left in the whole world turns out to be a police sting to catch sexual predators and lock them up behind pearly gates.

11min
December 9, 2014

07. Congroined Hearts

While it is busy having fun, victory is eaten by time flies.

11min
December 10, 2014

08. The Comening

The Comening the Comening the Comening the Comening the Comening the Comening the Comening the Comening, etc.

11min
December 11, 2014