Running from debts? Pfft, as if! This is me DROWNING in sponsorship deals, thank you very much, dear clients! Now, would you look at that mountain! So... snowy!
Wait, THIS is Siracusa?! So SCARY~ Quick, smash that like button to give your favorite host U some courage! WAAAAAAAH! ...Actually, you know what? Just hit the SKIP button for me, pretty please!
Your girl U just teleported into Columbia and guess what? Turns out, I'm a natural at, like, everything here. Your U-Official, is here to electrify ALL of Terra!
Uh oh! It's New Year's Eve and U's wallet is EMPTY... But GOOD NEWS! Shangshu folks are SO nice!
So, prepare to be amazed by U's ingenious Free Grub Challenge!
Join your favorite intrepid host, U, as I fearlessly pull back the mysterious veil of Acahualla! Buuuut... who IS this "Gavial" anyway?
Ever since taking that Terra Investment Masterclass, your girl U is a WHOLE NEW PERSON—and I'm feeling better than ever! This time, I'm gonna win back EVERYTHING I lost before! From Sargon all the way back to "that place"—I'm gonna make it BIG!