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March 28, 2025

Season 1

01. The Kings of Donair

Ricky and Randy battle it out to make the best donair dish. Will cheesy spaghetti or fluffy omelette get their balls tingling? Grab some beef, hash, and a drill, and get ready to get COOKED.

23min
March 28, 2025

02. French Fries the Right Way

Ricky's learnt a lot about cooking French fries since he burned down Ray's trailer. Get cooked on how to fry the perfect potato, and poutine it up five delicious ways. Randy also does something with a cock of pepperoni.

24min
April 4, 2025

03. Friggin' Egg Roll Heaven

The SwearNet dicks got Ricky a fancy professional fryer - before he burned the whole fuckin’ kitchen down with his grease pan! First to sizzle in the hot oil: a bunch of killer egg rolls, and a savoury 'treat' for Randy!

25min
April 11, 2025

04. An Excellent Amount Of Egg Rolls

Ricky and Randy get stuffed in part two of their epic egg roll odyssey! Just one fuckin\' problem: Ricky is totally COOKED on weed drinks! Can Randy save the day with his turkey dinner creation?

23min
April 18, 2025

05. The Perfect Burger

Ricky's come down from his week-long high and is ready to Get Cooked! But he’s got fuckin' work to do - this week’s challenge is to craft the perfect cheeseburger. Will burger king Randy reign supreme, or will Ricky’s secret ingredients win over Judge Julian?

April 25, 2025

06. Taco Loco!

Adios Randy, you're off the fuckin' show! Except he's come bearing gifts of Mexican weed and a strange tequila teapot. So Ricky challenges him to a grande taco throwdown, where pulled pork, shrimp and chicken fingers (the good kind) do battle with beef. Arriba!!

May 2, 2025

07. Kickass Dirty Nachos

Ricky and Randy continue their culinary tour of Mexico (or is it fuckin' Egypt?) with some meaty, zesty - and even desserty - nachos! Grab your limes, give 'em a good squeeze and prepare to get cooked... just watch out for the pico de dicko!

27min
May 9, 2025

08. Hot Sexy Dips

Ricky and Randy call a truce and try some peace, weed and understanding... Will it last? Hopefully long enough to make some mouth-and-cock-watering dips, including donair, Montreal smoked meat, and Buffalo chicken blue cheese!

23min
May 16, 2025

09. Party Nuts

How do ya like your nuts? Sweet, spicy, crunchy or salty? Randy (and a hungover-as-fuck Ricky) wrap their mouths around the ultimate sassy party snack, and get high on a brown pig!

23min
May 23, 2025

10. Ground Beef Tater Tot Challenge

It's the best part of the fuckin' cow! Ricky and Randy cook up their greatest ground beef dishes - and throw in some secret ingredients along the way. Even better? It won't give you the shits!

28min
May 30, 2025

11. Stoned Pizza Party

What's better than pizza? Breakfast pizza, lunch pizza, supper pizza and DESSERT pizza! Feel the love in your guts as Ricky and Randy create six pizzas for you to cook, while baked outta your fucking mind!

June 6, 2025

12. Chicken Fingers: The Good Kind

It's the episode you've all been f*ckin' waiting for... Kentucky Fried Ricky's masterclass on his most beloved dish! Randy's got no frigging chance against the King of the Chicken Fingers. Or has he?

26min
June 13, 2025

13. TBD

No details

June 20, 2025