Journalist Hayden Donnell and director José Barbosa embark on a desperate quest to find the Waitangi Dildo – a sex toy hurled at a New Zealand government minister which became a worldwide media sensation.
Hayden and José turn their focus to some beloved heirlooms of a now-defunct New Zealand supermarket chain – the Big Fresh Animatronic Fruit & Veges - which enthralled and scared generations of Kiwi kids.
Hayden and José set off in the hopes of securing Huntly’s most famous landmark: the Deka sign.
Hayden and José are on a mission to save Christmas – or at least Auckland’s terrifying symbol of it: The Giant Santa.
Hayden and José go to infomercial icon Suzanne Paul for a sales tutorial – but just like a Thin Lizzy package deal, they get more than they bargained for.
After securing the inspirational Lets Gone Warriors sign, Hayden and José take their collection to the capital.