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Season 5
September 15, 1992

Season 5

01. Terms of Estrangement (1)

Roseanne supports the family after Dan's motorcycle shop goes under; Becky considers moving to Minneapolis with Mark.

23min
September 15, 1992

02. Terms of Estrangement (2)

Becky and Mark return to say goodbye before moving away.

23min
September 22, 1992

03. The Dark Ages

The power company cuts off the Conners' power. Dan and Roseanne must look at Darlene in a new light after David spends the night in her room.

23min
September 29, 1992

04. Mommy Nearest

Roseanne and Jackie are stunned when their mother announces she is moving to Lanford; Jackie agonizes over dating Fisher, a perfect, but much, much younger man.

23min
October 6, 1992

05. Pretty in Black

Roseanne mortifies Darlene with a sweet sixteen party, then sends her off to her friends while the adults enjoy the festivities, which include a game of Truth or Dare; the Tildens move in next door; Darlene dyes her hair black to make Roseanne mad, but is shocked when Roseanne reacts differently.

23min
October 13, 1992

06. Looking for Loans in All the Wrong Places

Denied a loan to open the restaurant, Roseanne must turn to her mother; Darlene catches D.J. peeping at neighbor Molly.

23min
October 20, 1992

07. Halloween IV

Roseanne sends everyone to a party while she stays home -- and is visited by the ghosts of Halloween past, present, and future.

23min
October 27, 1992

08. Ladies' Choice

Nancy takes Roseanne and Jackie by surprise with the announcement that she and Marla are gay lovers; Bev announces she is moving into a Lanford retirement center, which leaves Roseanne feeling over the hill.

23min
November 10, 1992

09. Stand on Your Man

The Lunch Box welcomes its first customers, including a weirdo whose presence sends the gals to a self-defense class. Meanwhile, Arnie questions his own manhood after hearing that Nancy is gay.

23min
November 17, 1992

10. Good Girls, Bad Girls

Roseanne reluctantly allows Darlene to go to a rock concert in nearby Rockford with Molly -- who abandons her.

23min
November 24, 1992

11. Of Ice and Men

D.J. decides to take up hockey and becomes the terror of the rink; Roseanne meddles to reunite Jackie and Fisher.

23min
December 1, 1992

12. It's No Place Like Home for the Holidays

A Christmas Eve snowstorm scatters the Connors, with Roseanne and Jackie trapped at the Luch Box with Bev and Nana Mary, while Darlene takes shelter at David's and learns the truth about his home life.

23min
December 15, 1992

13. Crime and Punishment (1)

Dan disciplines D.J. for taking offensive reading material to school-- Darlene's comic book. Dan reacts strongly when Roseanne discovers that Fisher has beaten Jackie.

23min
January 5, 1993

14. War and Peace (2)

Dan returns home to rampart rumors about his behavior, while Roseanne urges a dazed Jackie to leave her abusive boyfriend.

23min
January 12, 1993

15. Lanford Daze

Darlene does NOT serve meat at the counter. She is forced to work there by Roseanne, but out of principal, will not serve the meat. That was her whole point

23min
January 26, 1993

16. Wait Till Your Father Gets Home

The death of their father finds Jackie blubbering, but Roseanne angry -- and sharing a drink with the "other woman" in his life.

23min
February 9, 1993

17. First Cousin, Twice Removed

A wealthy and successful cousin whom Roseanne hasn't seen in 25 years comes to bury the hachet, and encourages Darlene to leave home.

23min
February 16, 1993

18. Lose a Job, Winnebago

The Conners and the Tildens travel to California in a motor home, with Dan pondering his future and Ty contemplating Jackie.

23min
February 23, 1993

19. It's a Boy!

Roseanne wants Darlene's boyfriend, David, to move in with them, but Dan refuses to allow it.

23min
March 2, 1993

20. It was Twenty Years Ago Today

For their anniversary, Roseanne poses in a sexy photo for Dan, while he moonlights at a big-and-tall men's store to pay for his present for her.

23min
March 9, 1993

21. Playing with Matches

Darlene wants nothing to do with David after Molly kisses him; and a new friend puts a smile on Bev's face.

23min
March 23, 1993

22. Promises, Promises

Darlene springs a prom-night surprise on David: she has rented a motel room. Meanwhile, Dan is reluctant to share with Roseanne his plans for a new business.

23min
April 6, 1993

23. Glengarry, Glen Rosey

Roseanne and Dan fear a financial crisis when they cannot sell the house they refurbished and their new partner, Roger, skips town.

23min
May 4, 1993

24. Tooth or Consequences

Dan realizes that he needs a steady job to take care of his family when he accidentally knocks out one of Roseanne's teeth on the day she is to meet with a health inspector (who turns out to be Leon); Darlene is accepted to art school but David is rejected.

23min
May 11, 1993

25. Daughters and Other Strangers

Roseanne worries that Darlene may be planning to run away from home; new neighbor George befriends D.J.

23min
May 18, 1993