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Season 3
September 18, 1990

Season 3

01. The Test

Becky is eager to practice for her driving test, and the rest of the family awaits the results of Roseanne's pregnancy test.

23min
September 18, 1990

02. Friends and Relatives

Lending money to pal Arnie comes easily for Dan, but he believes that borrowing from family only adds up to disaster.

23min
September 25, 1990

03. Like, a Virgin

Roseanne decides it's time to give Becky "the talk", unaware that it's Darlene who needs it more.

23min
October 2, 1990

04. Like, a New Job

Despite her misgivings, Roseanne, working late as a coffee-shop waitress, leaves Dan in charge of the kids.

23min
October 9, 1990

05. Goodbye, Mr. Right

After Police Officer Jackie gets slightly injured, Gary says he's tired of always worrying about her and wants her to quit her job as a Police Woman. Meanwhile, Becky and Darlene find something disturbing under D.J.'s bed that makes them believe he's a complete psycho.

23min
October 16, 1990

06. Becky, Beds and Boys

Becky's folks pressure her to stop dating a boy.

23min
October 23, 1990

07. Trick or Treat

Roseanne, mistaken for a guy in her lumberjack Halloween costume, plays along with some braggarts and learns about machismo.

23min
October 30, 1990

08. PMS, I Love You

Roseanne's PMS day and Dan's birthday are on a collision course.

23min
November 6, 1990

09. Bird is the Word

Becky is suspended for allegedly making an obscene gesture in her class photo which makes her suddenly popular at school, but Roseanne is the one called into the principal's office.

23min
November 13, 1990

10. Dream Lover

Dan ill-advisedly tells Roseanne he's having dreams of a mysterious, and oddly homely, other woman.

23min
November 27, 1990

11. Do You Know Where Your Parents Are?

Since the girls continually break curfew, Dan and Roseanne celebrate the anniversary of their first lovemaking by revisiting the restaurant/hotel and staying out very, very late, hoping to teach the girls a lesson, with the help of Officer Jackie.

23min
December 4, 1990

12. Confessions

An angry and deflated Roseanne discovered that her mother always thought sister Jackie had more potential.

23min
December 18, 1990

13. The Courtship of Eddie, Dan's Father

Dan's visiting father astonishes everyone by announcing his plans to marry Crystal.

23min
January 8, 1991

14. The Wedding

Against Dan's wishes, Roseanne forges ahead with wedding preparations, with Crystal revealing she's pregnant with Ed's child.

23min
January 15, 1991

15. Becky Doesn't Live Here Anymore

Becky runs away from home to live with Jackie.

23min
January 22, 1991

16. Home-Ec

Darlene is embarassed when Roseanne gives Darlene's home economics class a supermarket lesson in real-life family budgeting; D.J. has to deal with a bully.

23min
February 5, 1991

17. Valentine's Day

Roseanne is mad at Dan for forgetting Valentine's Day, so he winds up full-figure lingerie shopping; and Darlene's upset when a boy she likes asks out Becky instead.

23min
February 12, 1991

18. Communicable Theater

Roseanne is torn between taking care of her flu-stricken husband and helping Jackie learn lines for her play.

23min
February 19, 1991

19. Vegas Interruptus

Roseanne may lose her job if she and Dan go on their long-awaited trip to see Wayne Newton perform in Las Vegas.

23min
February 26, 1991

20. Her Boyfriend's Back

Frustrated because her parents can't afford the car she wants, Becky and her boyfriend, Mark, borrow Dan's treasured motorcycle against his orders.

23min
March 12, 1991

21. Troubles with the Rubbles

The new wife next door, Kathy Bowman, looks down on Roseanne and complains that D.J. is a bad influence on her son Todd.

23min
March 26, 1991

22. Second Time Around

Roseanne helps Crystal with her Lamaze classes; Dan's near-fatal accident at work makes D.J. follow him obsessively; Dan and Roseanne sit up all night doing their wills, and Jackie is offended that she doesn't get custody of the kids.

23min
April 2, 1991

23. Dances with Darlene

Roseanne tries to convince Darlene to wear something feminine to a big school dance -- but she'd rather attract attention for her softball skills.

23min
April 30, 1991

24. Scenes from a Barbecue

The Connors celebrate Mother's Day with a barbecue with Roseanne's feisty grandmother.

23min
May 7, 1991

25. The Pied Piper of Lanford

Dan and Roseanne commit to opening a motorcycle shop with a free-spirited old friend who gets cold feet at the last minute.

23min
May 14, 1991