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Season 1
March 7, 2005

Season 1

01. Big Butts

Kirstie Alley is at the end of her rope. After years of being on top, with a hit show in Cheers & Veronica's Closet, she has hit rock bottom because she is now fat - almost 300 pounds according to tabloids. Kirstie, desperate to rekindle the fame she once had off of Star magazine, requests a development meeting with Jeff Zucker for a project she has been thinking up. During this time of woe and anticipation for her, she seeks a man, and meets a ""big black guy"" who makes her feel needed and wanted. And even though her playmate works for NBC, Kirstie is rewarded with a development deal, so long as she loses a few pounds.

30min
March 7, 2005

02. Charlie's Angels

One of the rumors regarding Kirstie's weight gain is that she is having a kid---with Kid Rock! Elsewhere, she is on a mission to land a role in Charlie's Angels III.

30min
March 14, 2005

03. Holy Lesbo Batman

Kirstie's attempt to meet No Doubt lead singer Gwen Stefani lands her in jail, where she reconnects with an ex-boyfriend who has a surprise for her.

30min
March 21, 2005

04. The Koi Effect

Kirstie tries a new diet theory and surrounds herself with small things.

30min
March 28, 2005

05. Crack For Good

Kirstie's crackhead brother offers diet advice, and her dysfunctional parents intervene

30min
April 4, 2005

06. Cry Baby McGuire

Merv Griffin arranges for Kirstie to meet one of his rich friends

30min
April 11, 2005

07. Hold This

Kirstie tries to get a lucrative deal from NBC because she realizes that she is low on cash.

30min
April 18, 2005