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Season 3
September 14, 1966

Season 3

01. Lies, Lies, Lies

Gomer tries to convince his friends that a movie star has invited them all to a barbecue at her house.

September 14, 1966

02. Crazy Legs Gomer

Carter plans to use Gomer to win the inter-squad competition.

September 21, 1966

03. Gomer the Carrier

Gomer and Carter are the only ones who don't come down with German measles.

September 28, 1966

04. Caution: Low Overhead

Sgt. Carter sets out to expose a fraud by proving to Gomer that the man who sold him a cheap watch is a crook.

October 5, 1966

05. Show Me The Way to Go Home

Gomer is accused by a drunk's wife of turning her husband into an alcoholic.

October 12, 1966

06. How to Succeed in Farming Without Really Trying

Carter sabotages Gomer's garden by putting vodka in his prize watermelon.

October 19, 1966

07. Gomer and the Little Men From Outer Space

Carter sends Gomer to a psychiatrist when he claims he has seen men from outer space.

October 26, 1966

08. The Borrowed Car

Gomer is arrested after wrecking Sgt. Carter's car.

November 2, 1966

09. Gomer Pyle, Super Chef

Carter bets Sgt. Hacker that he can't teach Gomer to cook a meal.

November 9, 1966

10. Marry Me, Marry Me

Gomer dates a girl with similar interests, then discovers that she considers them engaged after the first date.

November 16, 1966

11. Cold Nose, Warm Heart

Carter gives his girlfriend a puppy only to find himself competing with it for her affections.

November 23, 1966

12. Follow That Car

Gomer and Carter are captured by smugglers.

November 30, 1966

13. It Takes Two to Tangle

Sgt. Carter learns Bunny was seen with another man.

December 14, 1966

14. Whither the Weather

Gomer can predict the weather better than the weather bureau.

December 21, 1966

15. Love's Old Sweet Song

A songstress applauds Gomer's song with a kiss.

December 28, 1966

16. Gomer the Recruiter

Gomer unwittingly signs up a fugitive bank robber as a new recruit.

January 4, 1967

17. The Secret Life of Gomer Pyle

Carter suspects Gomer has been spending his Sundays at the beach; then tries to meet the beauties Gomer appeared with in a magazine.

January 11, 1967

18. Go Blow Your Horn

Carter tries to transfer Gomer to the Marine band.

January 18, 1967

19. You Bet Your Won Ton

Gomer holds a farewell dinner in a Chinese restaurant, not knowing it is a front for a gambling operation.

January 25, 1967

20. Sue The Pants Off 'Em

Two shyster lawyers try to get Gomer and Carter to file a false damage suit after a near miss from an automobile.

February 1, 1967

21. Gomer the Card Shark

Carter and Duke use Gomer to expose a card cheat.

February 8, 1967

22. To Re-enlist or Not to Re-enlist

Sgt. Carter attempts to keep Gomer from re-enlisting.

February 15, 1967

23. Lou Ann Poovie Sings Again

The Marine's favorite nightclub singer returns: Lou-Ann Poovie, who looks like a dream and sings like a nightmare. Sgt. Carter fights for her favors with two rivals -- Gomer and Duke.

February 22, 1967

24. Gomer, the Welsh Rarebit Fiend

Gomer's love for Welsh rarebit causes him to sleepwalk -- and to tell off Carter.

March 1, 1967

25. Sing a Song of Papa

A club owner wants Gomer to sing every night.

March 8, 1967

26. Where There's a Will

Carter volunteers Gomer for a parachute jump.

March 15, 1967

27. Lost, the Colonel's Daughter

Gomer loses the colonel's daughter at a go-go club, then tracks her to a beatnik den.

March 22, 1967

28. The Crow Ganef

Gomer's new friend, a crow, turns out to be a thief, plundering everyone -- and stashing the loot in Gomer's locker.

March 29, 1967

29. One of Our Shells is Missing

Carter and Gomer hunt for a live mortar shell which the private lost during practice.

April 5, 1967

30. Lou Ann Poovie Sings No More

When Lou-Ann is about to be fired from her job as a nightclub singer, Gomer finds her a job as a salesgirl.

April 12, 1967