Season 2

- Intro Joke; Token Cute Animal - Knut.

- Change of names; Craig - Wil Anderson, Chris - Corinne Grant

- Stunt; Craig Reucassel confronting Peter Debnam in speedos and a baseball cap.

- The Fixers; The Chaser (fixed) and David Hicks (not fixed).

- Scenes From The Life Of The Crazy Warehouse Guy; Church.

- What Have We Learnt From Current Affairs This Week?; Jodi Power and Mercedes Corby, Body Language Experts and Safe with a baby.

- Ad/Trailer; Too many Americans on Channel Ten.

- Ad Road Test; Wendy's, A flavour for every state of mind.

- Andrew Hansen's Closing Comment; "(Craig: or catch the repeat of the show after lateline) that's the show hosted by ALP candidates"

- Intro Joke; Swimmer who should've taken drugs: Grant Hackett.

- Stunt; Malcolm Turnball's house for Sydney's hour of darkness.

- Stunt; West Coke Eagles.

- Clive The Slightly-Too-Loud Commuter; Calling doctor about his bent penis on a train.

- Citizens' Infringement Officer; Bad tattoos.

- Ad/Trailer; The Biggest Muslim

- Firth In The USA; Punishment t-shirts.

- If Life Were A Musical; Loose and tights pants.

- The Fixers; Hanson and Oldfield (not fixed), British hostages in Iran (fixed), Brain Burke (fixed) and recycled water (Stunt; public taste test of water) (not fixed).

- Pursuit Trivia; Tony Windsor, What is the official languague of Easter Island? (Incorrect)(Spanish).

- The News According To Fox; Fair and Balanced, Chuck Norris, clutter screen with useless information and Anna Nicole-Smith.

- Stunt; Blind taxi driver.

- Andrew Hansen's Closing Comment; "Please note too that from next week we will be moving to Channel Seven like every other ABC comedy"

- Credits, Pursuit Trivia Continued; "Which lovable beverly hillbilly died aged 95 in 2003?" (Incorrect)(Buddy Ebsen).

* Intro Joke; Bridalwear By Ray's Tent City.

* What Have We Learned From History; Adam and Eve accepted fruit from a serpent.

* Ad/Trailer; 2007 Global Warming Games.

* Firth In The USA; Hillary Clinton Intern.

* Stunt; Sprinkling of Mother Ashes.

* Ad/Trailer; JTV Wolfmother.

* What Have We Learned From Current Affairs This Week?;

* Who To Blame?

* Lesson 16: Humiliation.

* Clive The Slightly-Too-Loud Commuter; Drugs on a Train.

* The Fixers; Chas' Smell (not fixed), Libby Lenton and Bra Boys (Not Fixed).

* Ad Road Test; The Flashbeer commercial for Carlton Draught.

* Credit joke; Chris Taylor's mother is not really dead. Please do not send flowers.

* Before Show Joke; Pg Version.

* Intro Joke; When in Melbourne The Chaser Team stay at Broughton Hall.

* Stunt; Sunrise(TV) Dawn Service.

* Stunt; Pokies & Live Music.

* Ad/ Trailer; Make up your own mind (McDonalds) (Part 1).

* Stunt; Grim Reaper, Job Applications.

* Surprise Spruiker; Imam Ali ben Abi Taleb Mosque at Lakemba making comments on Sheikh Taj El-Din Hilaly

* What you missed on Cable; Maury Povich + Easter Specials.

* Ad/ Trailer; Make up your own mind (Part 2).

* Song; Pauline Pauline Pauline.

* Citizens' Infringement Officer; Fining people speeding (above the limit) in car parks.

* Ad/ Trailer; Copycat effect.

* Stunt; Buying a Bed.

* Andrew Hansen's Closing Comment; "Or if you're very quick why not check out some clips on YouTube, Before some 15 year-old kid deletes them all."

* Ad/ Trailer; Make up your own mind (McDonalds) (Part 3).

* Intro Joke; Token Anzac Day picture.

* Change of names; Various Big Brother Australia 2007 housemates.

* Sketch; Chaser Channel Nine pilot, brought to you by Toyota, including:

o Surprise Spruiker; Coles ("totally brilliant supermarket").

o Stunt (Election Wach); John Howard, ("I like Work Choices").

o What We Have Learned From Current Affairs This Week?; "A Current Affair Leads in Exclusives... and General Excellence".

* Stunt; Could Mr Darcy (Pride and Prejudice) pick up a girl?.

* If Life Were A Musical; "I need a hammer".

* Stunt; Dancing with Kerry-Anne.

* Stunt; Putting people on hold.

* Sketch; The Logie Orchestra in normal life.

* Firth in the USA; Famous world landmarks being told they are all in Australia.

* What Have We Learned From Current Affairs This Week?; Segues, Lesson 17: Menaces to Society.

* Ad/Trailer; "Lets Ground JetStar".

* The Fixers; Alan Jones, Graffiti, Immigration, Dolly Magazine.

* Ad/ Trailer; Make up your own mind (McDonalds) (Part 4).

* Andrew Hansen's Closing Comment; "And remember as I always like to say about the show..." (orchestra plays).

* Intro Joke; Apparent celebrity: Michael Weatherly

* Change of names; Craig - Rove McManus, Chris - John Wood, Chas - Kate Ritchie, Julian - Bert Newton, Andrew - Natalie Blair.

* Stunt; Mark Latham's Ghost.

* Mr. Ten Questions; Jimmy Wales.

* Stunt; Baby admission.

* Song; Gas Guzzlin'.

* Stunt; 3 Minute Angels.

* Scenes From The Life Of The Crazy Warehouse Clearance Guy; Tourist photos.

* The News According To Fox;

* Ad/Trailer; Statue Parkinson disease.

* The Fixers; Snoop Dogg, overweight children, Newsagents.

* Ad Road Test; Fantastic Soho's Delites.

* Intro Joke; Special budget analysis: Bindi Irwin

* Intro; 2007 Federal Budget.

* Change of names; Craig - Adam Hills, Chris - Dave Hughes, Julian - Hamish, Chas - Andy, Charles - Fifi Box.

* Stunt; The Logies.

o White powder on red carpet.

o American TV stars here for Australia.

o Stealing a logie award.

o Work Experience with Richard Wilkins.

* Ad/Trailer; Segway 1000.

* Citizens' Infringement Officer; Pants too low / Underwear too high.

* If Life Were A Musical; "Welcome Back Mrs. Henderson".

* Firth in the USA; Iraq Poll.

* What Have We Learned From Current Affairs This Week?; Segues, ANZAC tributes, War veterans. Lesson 18: Useful Advice; Noisy Sex, Strawberries for whitening teeth, Home-Made Lip Gloss, Pauline Hanson's taxi fare offer.

* Ad/Trailer; Starship Preposterous.

* The Fixers; Qantas takeover, Wages (directed at Priceline and API).

* Ad Road Test; The Lose Yourself in Melbourne tourism campaign.

* Before Show Joke; Disclaimer stating The War do not reflect their content as much as Bastard Boys but just as biased.

* Intro Joke; Special Guest Fainter: Kellie Connolly

* Change of names; Craig - John Coombes, Chris - Chris Corrigan, Chas - Greg Combet, Julian - Peter Reith, Andrew - Bill Kelty.

* Intro; Australian Cricket Team banned from Zimbabwe.

* Stunt; Following John Howard with a boombox playing his recorded phone message.

* Ad/Trailer; The Shawskank Redemption starring Paris Hilton (parody of The Shawshank Redemption).

* Stunt; Finding Public Address systems in businesses and making announcements.

* Song; I Still Can't Accept What a Knob I Am (parody of I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For).

* What Have We Learned From History; Germany invading Poland in World War II.

* Ad/Trailer; Inside the ACTU boardroom.

* The Fixers; Fairfax (aimed at David Kirk), Taj El-Din Hilaly (for his tape over his mouth comment)

* Nut Job of the Week; Road testing The Secret.

* Ad/Trailer; Crocodile Dundee in Bermuda (parody of the Crocodile Dundee series of films aimed at Paul Hogan's tax evasion).

* Stunt; UN peacekeeper's protecting Australia from violence.

* Intro Joke; Next ALP candidates: B1 & B2.

* Change of Names; Craig - Paul Vautin, Chris - Peter Sterling, Chas - Ray Warren, Andrew - Paul 'The Chief' Harragon, Julian - Matthew Johns.

* Stunt; Political donations:

o New South Wales Labor Party - Ku Klux Klan Australia: ACCEPTED;

o New South Wales Liberal Party - Man-Boy Love Association: ACCEPTED;

o Federal Australian Labor Party - al-Qaeda Australia: REJECTED;

o Federal Australian Liberal Party - al-Qaeda Australia: ACCEPTED.

* Surprise Spruiker; Channel Nine headquarters.

* Ad/Trailer; Parody of Kevin Rudd's current TV political campaign.

* Ad/Trailer; Roget's Thesaurus movie trailer.

* Song; I Am Thesaurus (parody of I Am the Walrus).

* The Fixers; Fatwas (for Julian's stunt with Shiekh al-Hilali the previous week); responsible drinking.

* What You Missed On Cable; Maury moment featuring 90 year old stripper, comparing ABC TV sports with Foxtel sports.

* Ad Road Test; the Australian Seniors Finance ad where seniors use bricks instead of coins and cash.

* Intro Joke; The Chaser Team dressed by Amanda Vanstone.

* Change of names; Craig - Matthew, Chris - Mark, Julian - Luke, Chas - John, Andrew - Satan.

* Stunt; Waiters taking away unfinished drinks.

* Stunt; Chas' dog Sonny earning a doctor degree and entering practice.

* Ad/Trailer; Myfbusters (parody of MythBusters).

* If Life Were A Musical; Press conference with The Veronicas.

* Ad/Trailer; Hausfrau Hitler (Parody of Mrs. Doubtfire).

* Stunt; ALP preselection for ABC TV personalities and stuff.

* Ad/Trailer; Australia's Workplace Relations System.

* What Have We Learned From Current Affairs This Week?; Lesson 19: Desperate Angles;

* Ad/Trailer; Big Brother, Big Arseholes. (Parody of the Big Brother 'secret' commercials)

* The Fixers; Government annihilation (pressing a large Ctrl-Z model of the keyboard buttons)), Coked Up Lawyers (drugs in the law profession).

* Scenes From The Life Of The Crazy Warehouse Guy; Surgery.

* Stunt; Spur of the moment In-Store Appearances in random businesses featuring Spiderbait.

* Intro Joke; Political Prisoners of the week: Paris Hilton and Aung San Suu Kyi.

* Change of names; Craig - Mick Molloy, Chris - Nikki Osborne, Julian - Akmal Saleh, Chas - Gary Eck, Andrew - Jackie O.

* Intro; Paris Hilton goes to jail; John Howard "Who do you trust?".

* Stunt; Testing the Peel Hotel and Polish club's gaydars with Tinky Winky.

* Mr. Ten Questions; Sophia Loren.

* Stunt; The Licciardello Plan for climate change.

* Ad/Trailer; First Tuesday Porno Club (Parody of First Tuesday Book Club).

* Citizens Infringement Officer; Wacky comedy t-shirts.

* Ad/Trailer; "Thank Allah You're Here" (Parody of Thank God You're Here).

* Firth in the USA; What do Americans remember about September 11, 2001.

* Song; "US Bases, hell why not?" (parody of US Forces by Midnight Oil highlighting (former lead singer) Peter Garrett's changes of policy).

* Observation; Different types of footwear hanging on wires above houses have different meanings.

* Stunt; A large group of people gatecrashing a house that's is open for inspection and having a party.

* Clive the Slightly-Too-Loud Commuter; Discussing collection of sperm for a sperm bank.

* The Fixers; Malcolm Turnbull, Broadsheet newspapers (which involved reading a newspaper blanket on public transport).

* Ad/Trailer; Lop off a limb for leprosy day.

* Ad Road Test

o Discussed inability to road test the new Tooheys New ad due to not knowing the premise of it.

o Terrain testing footwear at Athlete's Foot.

* Intro Joke; Spoiler result for tonights game: NSW 28 QLD 13

* Change of names; Craig - Michael Duffy, Chris - Gerard Henderson, Andrew - Janet Albrechtsen, Julian - Dalai Lama.

* Intro; John Howard praying for rain; Dalai Lama meeting the PM.

* If Life Were A Musical; Waiting for the doctor.

* Ad/Trailer; new directors for The Hobbit: Nick Giannopoulos - The Woggit, Woody Allen, Michael Moore.

* Stunt; Getting revenge on security guards.

* What have We Learned from Current Affairs this week? Anna's Segue of the Week - Dodgy Barcodes to Logies Fashions. Lesson 20: Chaser Stories including the Peter Meakin Booze Bus stunt and report.

* The Fixers; Cloning, which resulted in multiple George Pell's. Julian's Mobile, travelling to Mumbai, India for help.

* Mr. Ten Questions - Megan Gale.

* Porno Clichés - Stunt: Testing Clichés. Test 1: Handyman. Test 2: Pizza Boy. Test 3: Pool Boy.

* End of show joke : No More Material

* Song: The Filler Song performed by Andrew Hansen with the coda "Peter Meakin, what a pisshead!"

* Intro Joke; Disclaimer: Some of the shots in the opening credits may have been set up.

* Change of names; Craig - Libby Gore, Chris - Lisa Oldfield, Julian - Zoe Sheridan, Chas - Mary Moody

* Intro; Today Tonight on The Chaser's fake scenes, James Packer's wedding.

* Stunt; Julian using a mobile billboard to advertise "End Mobile Billboards Now!".

* Clive the Slightly-Too-Loud Commuter; Talking to his doctor about herpes

* Pursuit Trivia; New Zealand Prime Minister Helen Clark

o According to the Book of Revelation, what is the Number of the Beast? Answer: Six Six Six (did not answer).

o How many states are there in Australia Helen's Answer: Six (correct).

* Stunt; Chas taking part in "Pedestrian rage" instead of Road rage (which involved Chas running around with a car parts attached to his body)

* Stunt; Book fans dressing up as their favourite objects or characters from their books.

o Donna Hay cookbook: Some of her recipes and pieces of food.

o Stephen Hawking book: Pretending to have Lou Gehrig's Disease which included sitting in wheelchairs with heads back and to one side.

o The Secret book: Dressing up as a crackpot expert (in white straitjackets).

* If Life Were a Musical; Booking a holiday to India at Flight Centre.

* The Fixers; Packer media empire, treating Adrian McKenzie as the new James Packer. Paul Keating, Julian asking him if he wanted to star in his new musical "Kevin Rudd the Musical".

* Ad/Trailer; The new "Battered Sav Supreme" pizza available at Vomino's Pizza (Parody of Domino's Pizza).

* Nut Job of the Week; Richard Cohen trying to turn gay people straight which included Chas and Chris trying it out on a gay man for real.

* Ad/Trailer; The Crazy Warehouse Guy documentary.

* Ad Road Test

o The promo where people make lists on the bus for the Seven Network game show The Rich List.

o The Riva Instant Coffee advertisement where people put on a dance routine using trolleys in a supermarket.

* Intro Joke; First human to catch horse flu: Matt Shirvington.

* Intro; APEC Summit in Sydney, incorrect White House press releases

o Stunt; New uniforms for APEC leaders

o Stunt; Replacing Australian animals in the zoo

o Stunt; Glorifying APEC security measures (including doing checks on a Melbourne tram and in Hungry Jacks toilets)

* Ad/Trailer; The Horse Flu Handicap horse race at Phlegmington (featured horse flu related names for the horses racing)

* Clive the Slightly-Too-Loud Commuter; Talking to his doctor about his wife lactating apple cider

* Stunt; Sneaking weapons into prison

* Song; APEC protester (parody of "Subterreanean Homesick Blues" by Bob Dylan)

* Stunt; Andrew Hansen as a performer on Thank God You're Here

* Ad/Trailer; "Dicko" (Parody of Sicko)

* What Have We Learned From Current Affairs This Week; Lesson 21: Things learned during the break which featured apologising to an actor who was called a pedophile, Matell toys made with lead paint, on board Kitty Hawk, upcoming election stories, J.K. Rowling story rip-off

o Anna Coren's Segue of the Week; Macquarie Bank to Harry Potter

* Ad/Trailer; The new Australian WorkChoices advertisements

* The Fixers; Kevin Rudd (following him around with a stripper), different versions of the "Kevin 07" t-shirts

* Song; "Where's My E?" (about drug use by players in the NRL mainly Andrew Johns and is a parody of "That's My Team" NRL Theme Song]]

* Conclusion; Fake incorrect White House press releases

* Stunt; Julian driving around Sydney in a tank including crushing a car

Featuring the now infamous APEC stunt which made headlines around the world and landed the Chaser team in legal trouble.

* Intro Joke; Special Guest: "Pavarotting"

* Intro; APEC, Dryzabone Jackets, George W. Bush's speech mistakes

o Stunt; Using a fake Canadian Motorcade to transport Chas dressed up as Osama Bin Laden into the APEC restricted zone

o Stunt; Running around the streets of Sydney wearing cardboard Canadian cars

o Intro (continued); Shots of The Chaser standing with world leaders on the steps of the Sydney Opera House

o Stunt; Are RSL's harder to get into than APEC? (Involves attempting to get into RSL's with APEC ID's)

o Stunt; Chas ringing up a talkback radio station posing as someone else complaining about The Chaser

o Intro (continued); Kevin Rudd impressing the Chinese President Hu Jintao with his knowledge of Mandarin (with The Chasers placing fake subtitles on screen)

o Stunt; Public APEC Firework viewing including a firework which spelt out "Screw APEC"

* Ad/Trailer; Network Ten, Seriously Desperate (hits back at Ten's show Californication)

* If Life were a Musical; Andrew, Chris and Chas singing to a University student proclaiming their love for her

* Stunt; Moving house by transporting possessions via a bicycle courier and then a public bus

* Discussion; Using clown doctors when dealing with people putting down their pets and people on death row

* Ad/Trailer; Emo laundry powder (parody of Omo)

* A Message from Osama Bin Laden; Peter Beattie's departure, Chas dressing up as him

* The Fixers

o Horse Flu: Using a pantomime horse in a horse race

o China's Evil President: Getting Chinese officials to pay for bullets beforehand

o Foxtel: Andrew Hansen dressed up as Adolf Hitler storming into Foxtel's offices and compaining about the cancellation of one of his shows

o Pisshead Troops: Getting politicians to skull long plastic pipes full of beer

* Ad/Trailer; Australia Zoo (protecting the Irwin family "species")

* Song; "Stairway to Kevin" (parody of Stairway to Heaven by Led Zeppelin)

* End Joke; Giving credit to the other nine people who got arrested for involvement in the fake APEC motorcade

* Intro Joke; Only 27 minutes to go until Summer Heights High

* Change of names; Craig - James Mathison, Chris - Andrew G, Julian - Kyle Sandilands, Chas - Ian "Dicko" Dickson, Andrew - Marcia Hines

* Intro; John Howard's poll results

* Stunt; Redecorating Malcolm Turnbull's office with John Howard posters

* Stunt; Being able to receive free goods and services on your wedding day (which included a free slab of beer, free food, free movie tickets and popcorn, a free jet boat ride, an unreserved table in an upmarket restaurant with a free dessert and a free performance from Kamahl)

* Surprise Spruiker; The Royal Australian Navy Base promoting free breast enlargement proccedures

* Firth in the USA; Should Muslims live as second class citizens in the United States?

* Sketch; Movie roles which Hugh Grant tried out for but didn't get the part. Included movies such as Jerry Maguire, A Few Good Men and Reservoir Dogs

* Stunt; Adult Shrek merchandise aimed at kids (included products such as cigarettes and ash trays, beer, heroin and vibrators)

* Ad/Trailer; The Comedy Channel's "Fuck-a-thon" (Comedians whose routines are based on saying "Fuck" repeatedly) as well as the "Frankston Fest" (Comedians who make bad taste jokes about Frankston)

* Citizens' Infringement Officer; Terrible hair styles

* What Have We Learned From Current Affairs This Week?; Lesson 22: The Supermenace (the top 3 menaces to society, #3: Drugs, #2: Weather, #1: Asians)

* Ad/Trailer; The "JI Extreme" van with built-in terrorist aid features

* Ad Road Test; KFC Mashies (where people play finger soccer with the food in a library followed by playing with all kinds of KFC food in a KFC restaurant)

* End joke; Playing the credits of The New Inventors

* Intro Joke; Now even more silent - Marcel Marceau

* Change of names; Craig - Milko, Chris - Kate Richie, Julian - Sally, Chas - Don't Go Alf, Andrew - Quitter

* Intro; The Australian Liberal Party dirt file, assuming John Howard is gay, Kevin Rudd and Alexander Downer talking about tax thresholds including Lateline's "other camera"

* Stunt; Bring Rob Mills down to Tasmania to see if the Tasmanian premier Paul Lennon minds

* Ad/Trailer; Classic Albums - Sounds of the Humpback Whale

* Open Mic; Upmarket shopping centre, Target, Woolworths, Westfield Group shopping centre

* Stunt; Seeing how many times Chas can complain about his meal at a restaurant and have it taken back

* If Life Were a Musical; Chas singing about having all his hair on his body shaved off and not just his face in a Barber shop

* Ad/Trailer; A Ingmar Bergman directed in-flight safety video, followed up by a review of it by David Stratton and Margaret Pomeranz from At the Movies

* The Lab; This weeks category: Cosmetics - featuring various gels and creams (also featuring a scene with Julian dressing up as a primary school student and going to school due to the effects of an anti-ageing cream product)

* Song; "Ass Sol" by Sol Trujillo (directed at his management of Telstra and a parody of the Denis Leary song "Asshole")

* The Fixers

o Mime: A mimed funeral of Marcel Marceau)

o Kevin Rudd Asking him if he can speak Chinese and calling him a smart arse in Mandarin

o Jetstar: Offering passengers safety ticket upgrades, parachutes and helmets

* Andrew Hansen's Closing Comment; Now in the words of Marcel Marceau, Silence

* Intro Joke; On hunger strike for Burma - Isabelle Caro

* Change of names; Craig - Sporty Chaser, Chris - Posh Chaser, Julian - Scary Chaser, Chas - Baby Chaser, Andrew - Sporty-ish Chaser

* Intro; AFL Grand Final celebrations, Australian citizenship test

o Stunt; How many Australian nationals could pass the new citizenship test?

* Stunt; Showing prospective lessees around increasingly unsuitable rooms for rent

* Ad/Trailer; Stynx deodorant

* Stunt; Julian pretending to be an inspector and going around a carpet warehouse sale, putting up signs advertising excessive discounts

* Ad/Trailer; The World's Most Inconvenient Interviews 4

* Discussion; Israel's kosher mobile phone plans

* Ad/Trailer; "Jewcy" Rabbi Phone Chatline

* What Have We Learned From Current Affairs This Week?; Lesson 23: When the Cupboard's Bare. How to dredge up news stories from nowhere including reports on a bingo hall which banned patrons from bringing in dogs, a pony that watches TV, illegal trade in shopping trolleys and a woman who plans to have eleven children

o Anna Coren's Meaningless Gibberish of the Week; Bizarre intro to a report on corporate law

* Ad/Trailer; P&OD Cruises

* Stunt; Trying to scare away tourists from climbing the Sydney Harbour Bridge on the grounds that it is a sacred site for white people

* Song; Newtown (a satire on Tim Freedman)

* The Fixers; John Laws cash for comment disclosures, Burma

* Stunt; Trying to hold a rave in a clothing store

* End joke; Fatboy Slim tour dates

* Intro Joke; Estimated number of Britney jokes in this episode - 37

* Change of names; Craig - Hugh Laurie, Chris - Robert Sean Leonard, Julian - Jesse Spencer, Chas - Omar Epps, Andrew - Lisa Edelstein

* Intro; New Tasmanian pulp mill, Hillsong controversy

* Stunt; Craig posing as a courier and trying to deliver dangerous or unpleasant items to public buildings, such as live animals and a dummy bomb

* Ad/Trailer; Jeff Buckley - The Ultimate Collection

* Stunt; What is the most minor disability Chas can claim to have in order to get a disabled - only seat on public transport?

* If Life Were a Musical; Applying for a driving license

* Ad/Trailer; Albino Man

* Citizens' Infringement Officer; Standing on the wrong side of an escalator

* Election Watch; The African Immigration Experience

* The Fixers

o Mr. Potato Head: Following a news story earlier in the week where Sydney Airport detained a passenger trying to smuggle drugs inside a Mr. Potato Head figure

o Kerry Packer: Involving his family flouting the hosepipe ban by buying in water from a third - party supplier

o The Homeless: Homeless people wearing a poker machine on their body for people to play then "guilt" them to give the money back because they "stole" from a homeless person

* Ad/Trailer; Four Corners - Special report on hearse drag races

* Ad Road Test

o Uncle Toby's Oat Brits (offering an oat - based breakfast cereal to cafe patrons);

o The Foxtel cable ad where people travel by rolling everywhere

* Andrew Hansen's Closing Comment; "We'll catch you again at Hillsong this Sunday ... oh, what a giveaway!"

* Pre-show warning - The show may be offensive to Aboriginals and Torres Strait Islanders (A common warning on the ABC; in some indigenous cultures, death is taboo)

* Intro Joke; Tonight's episode paid for by the Exclusive Brethren

* Change of names; Craig - Laurie Oakes, Chris - Jim Middleton, Julian - Glenn Milne, Chas - Paul Bongiorno, Andrew - Michelle Grattan

* Intro; John Howard and Kevin Rudd election promises as well as debates and slogans

* Stunt; Craig dressing up as Emmett "Doc" Brown from Back to the Future and offering John Howard the chance to go back in time in a De Lorean DMC-12 and undo some of his decisions

* Ad/Trailer; Hocktober: A radio program based around the antics of Workplace Relations Minister Joe Hockey.

* Open Mic; Railway station, Karaoke at Woolworths

* Stunt; Chas taking naps in public when he is forced to wait for goods and services

* Ad/Trailer; Cats the movie as directed by Ken Loach

* Pursuit Trivia; Joe Hockey

* Election Watch; Aboriginal reconciliation

* Ad/Trailer; Kevin Rudd election ad in which he admits he steals John Howard's ideas

* The Fixers

o Peter Garrett: Trying to get him to re-sing his Midnight Oil songs with a band The Chaser supplied

o Rip-off memorabilia: Stealing items from the North Queensland Cowboys NRL team at the airport

o Skin cancer: Promoting a coffin which has been fitted out as a tanning booth

o Identity theft: Stealing the identity of an ANZ security manager at the identity theft conference.

* Song; "The Eulogy Song", featuring references to deceased celebrities and how they were disliked when they were alive but treated like "top blokes" once they died

* End joke; Radiohead offer

* Intro Joke; Special guest worm: Richard Pratt

* Change of names; Craig - John Howard, Chris - Kevin Rudd, Julian - Bob Brown, Chas - Mark Vaile, Andrew - Lyn Allison

* Intro; No worm on the show tonight, televised election debate, election soundbites

o Stunt; Dressing up as white rabbits and following John Howard around, holding up signs for election issues such as "AFRICANS" and "ECONOMY" that he could "pull out of a hat" in order to win

* Stunt; Craig parking in the middle of the supermarket while he does his shopping, pretending that the car is a raffle prize for charity

* Ad/Trailer; Liberal Party election ad - If Labour wins, 100% of ACTU officials will be trade union members

* Sketch; Japanese TV

* Sketch; Chris taking showers and washing his car with the water stored inside a pet camel's hump, in order to beat the drought

* Election Watch; Unions

* The Fixers

o Oversize popcorn: Walking into a cinema with oversized boxes of popcorn ranging from 1 - 2m high

o Robert McClelland: Julian interrupting McClelland's speech at the University of Sydney and saying that the floor cannot take any questions today because answers may reflect Labour policy

* If Life Were a Musical; Serenading a woman who lent Andrew an umbrella in the rain

* What Have We Learned From Current Affairs This Week?; Lesson 24: Attitude.

o Anna Coren's Meaningless Gibberish of the Week: Double Standards

* Ad/Trailer; Parody of Kevin Rudd and John Howard's "turning off the TV" election ads on YouTube, where Andrew begins to sing a new verse to "The Eulogy Song" (about David Hookes) but is cut off in the same style as the ads

* Andrew Hansen's Closing Comment; "And remember, up next: the worm decides the outcome of Summer Heights High!"

* Intro Joke; Sporting event no one cares about: Boston Red Sox 4, Colorado Rockies 3

* Intro; Family First Party candidate accused of taking pornographic photos of himself, cabinet divisions over Kyoto, Kevin Rudd on Facebook, expulsions from the Labour Party

o Stunt; Showing up at Kevin Rudd's house for a sleepover, saying that as his Facebook friends he should let them stay the night

o Stunt; Pretending to read Peter Costello's mind via "thought bubbles"

* Ad/Trailer; A Convenient Cause

* Stunt; Putting WorkChoices advertising stickers on everything in a supermarket, including the employees

* Sketch; Face of Jesus seen in a toilet bowl

* Stunt; Andrew having conversations while turning his back on the other person, to see if this works as well as it does in soap operas

* Election Watch; The Grey Vote

* Citizens' Infringement Officer; People wearing "apparel" on a nudist beach (such as watches, jewellery and baseball caps)

* Stunt; "The Hassler Challenge" - Dressing up as various street vendors/advertisers, trying to make one passerby stop for all five of them

* The Fixers

o Political advertising: Liberal Party parody of the 1980s AIDS awareness campaign with the Grim Reaper

o Funny church signs: Putting up catchy signs outside mosques and synagogues

o Julia Gillard: Dressing up as Karl Marx and trying to hug her, asking her to "embrace Communism"

* Stunt; "Streaking" fully clothed at nudist events

* Andrew Hansen's Closing Comment; "Just a reminder. If you're over 18 and haven't enrolled to vote yet, bad luck, you're too late, because John Howard changed the rules!"

* Intro Joke; Late scratching from this week's show: Charles Firth

* Change of names; Craig - Master O'Reilly, Chris - Purple Moon, Julian - Mahler, Chas - Zipping, Andrew - Mr Ed

* Intro; National Party members going rollerskating, interest rate rise, controversial comments made by Peter Garrett

o Stunt; Barricading the house of Glenn Stevens, governor of the Reserve Bank

o The Soundbite Challenge; New segment where The Chaser counts up how many times a politician has repeated the same word or soundbite in one press conference. 10 uses of the word "jocular" by Peter Garrett.

o Stunt; Telling jokes to Steve Price to find out if he has any sense of humour at all

* Stunt; Dumping various items of junk in a modern art gallery and passing them off as new exhibits

* Ad/Trailer; Bunnings Warehouse 1: Takeover of small businesses

* Stunt; Trying to bribe people on the street to vote for the Labour Party

* Ad/Trailer; Geraldine Doogue emulating Britney Spears

* What You Missed on Cable; Paranormal TV including Dead Famous, Most Haunted and Derek Acorah

* If Life Were a Musical; Gang warfare (à la West Side Story)

* The Fixers

o Media scrums: Addressing a question to Julia Gillard by way of a remote controlled robot

o Union bosses: Going trick-or-treating dressed as union bosses, to see how scary they really are

* Ad/Trailer; Bunnings Warehouse 2: Too busy making commercials to provide any customer service

* Stunt; Andrew dressing as Where's Wally? and checking himself into a lost property office

* Sketch; Chris paying for live musical performances and podcasts on the train, because he doesn't have an iPod

* Andrew Hansen's Closing Comment; "And as always, I'd like to leave you with a funny quip, but unfortunately our writers have gone on strike."

* Intro Joke; There's a Supreme Court injunction against this gag

* Change of names; Craig - Defecting to Nine, Chris - Defecting to Seven, Julian - Defecting to Understanding 50 Ads, Chas - Defecting to Ten, Andrew - Defecting to SBS

* Intro; Election campaign launches and slogans, people falling asleep at the sight of John Howard

* Stunt; Craig posing as an outdoor portrait artist and demanding large amounts of money for drawing stick figures of people

* Ad/Trailer; Least Favourite Things

* Open Mic; QANTAS terminal

* Stunt; Chas requesting a doggy bag for a very small amount of leftovers in a restaurant

* Clive the Slightly-Too-Loud Commuter; Discussing a plan to murder his mother

* Ad/Trailer; Elizabeth: The Golden Age with Bob Dylan taking Cate Blanchett's role as Elizabeth I of England (a reference to Blanchett playing Dylan in the film I'm Not There)

* Election Watch; The Environment

* The Fixers;

o John Edward: Dressing up as the Ghostbusters and confronting Edward with a "bullshit meter"

o Smoking: Julian pretending to be a terminally ill patient and asking people if they recognize him from the warning pictures on cigarette packets

* What Have We Learned From Current Affairs This Week?; Lesson 25: Hiding bad acting, Lesson 26: Product placement, "Highly dubious reenactment" of the footage The Chaser shot at Today Tonight before being issued with a court injunction

o Anna Coren's Segue of the Week; From the Melbourne Cup to a boy band

* If Life Were a Musical; Craig applying to a talent agent with his terrible singing

* Ad Road Test

o The Loctite superglue ad where a man is glued to the ceiling by the soles of his shoes

o Novotel commercial featuring wild animals checking into a hotel

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