Nick and Suzanne have been married for about six months, and the new blended family is beginning to experience growing pains. Nick thinks the kids don't love him, and Suzanne is coming to bed looking less than sexy. Much to Nick's displeasure, Suzanne has decided to hyphenate her name.
Nick needs a new van for work, but Suzanne worries they are already too much in debt. It turns out Suzanne has some credit issues she hasn't revealed to Nick.
Nick decides the kids need to bond with his mother and asks that they spend time together. Suzanne has a day off, but she doesn't know what to do.
Kevin is a big soccer fan, but Nick doesn't understand the appeal. Suzanne is frustrated by Lindsey's lack of communication and creates a fake Facebook account to learn what is going on in her daughter's life.
Kevin takes care of a rat that ends up getting lost in the house. Tension arises between Gigi and Lindsey when one of Gigi's old boyfriends showers them with gifts and clothes.
Nick goes to watch a game with friends at a sports bar known to have sexy female waitresses. The kids want a larger allowance, but they're not willing to do more chores.
Suzanne gets caught dancing on a video that soon becomes a huge viral hit. Marilyn decides Lindsey needs to learn how to cook soul food.
Using her mother's credit card, Lindsey gets help from Nick in ordering a Michelle Obama sweater online. Kevin pretends to be sick to pull off a scam with Martin to get a signed A-Rod jersey.
Nick says he is too tired for sex one night, leading Suzanne to speculate that something is not right in their relationship.
Nick notices the family is disconnected and proposes a get-together with friends and family. Unfortunately, Nick's planning leaves out some important details, leading to chaos.