Season 1
01. Distractions
In the first ever episode of Neurotically Yours, Germaine finds it hard to get some peace and quiet while on her computer.
02. Pen Of Doom
Germaine knows the pen is mightier than the sword.
03. Shower Of Terror
Germaine is attacked by Phantom Killer, but it's hardly a fair fight.
04. Cemetery Flakes
The graveyard is Foamy's playground.
05. Foamy Thoughts
Foamy has a lot of questions for Germaine.
06. Squirrel Talk
Foamy goes on a rant about coffee and the comics.
07. Coffee Stop
Germaine is propositioned by Pickup Man, who she kills.
08. Almost Serious Suicide
Germaine's about to commit suicide, and Foamy isn't helping.
09. A Postal Event
Foamy tries to find out who smells like crap, and uncovers a terrorist in the process.
10. Club Advice
Germaine and Foamy attend a club, which Foamy thinks is pointless.
11. The Lollipop
Germaine steals a lollipop from Lollipop Boy, who is then killed.
12. A Musical View
Foamy has something to say about music.
13. Foamy Fan Mail
Foamy recieves emails from fans, both valid and horny.
14. Hypnotic Foamy
Foamy becomes frustrated when his hypnotizing book doesn't work on Germaine.
15. 5 More Minutes
Germaine's too sleepy to give Foamy a ride to the bagel shop.
16. Form Letter
Germaine isn't too happy that her poetry wasn't accepted.
17. A Poetic Meal
Germaine orders fast food poetically.
18. Foamy Fan Mail II (Postage Due)
Foamy returns with a second set of letters. It won't be long until people start asking for Germaine getting naked, though.
19. Gas-E-Pop
Germaine drinks a bottle of Gas-E-Pop and starts burping profusely. Foamy is not amused.
20. The Wallet
Foamy finds a wallet.
21. Meditational Melee
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22. Super-Mystery Cult
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23. Foamy's Rant
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24. Las Vegas Metal Fest - 2003
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25. Open-Mic Night
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26. Foamy Fan Mail III (Return To Sender)
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27. Nuts To You
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28. Spell-A-Casters
Foamy complains about Germain's attempts at witchcraft.
29. Secret Admirer
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30. Elf Dreams
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31. Free Your Mind
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32. Foamy's Rant II
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33. Non-Holiday Special
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34. Foamy's Card Cult
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35. Suggestion Box
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36. Squirrel Banter
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37. Small, Medium, Large
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38. Foamy Fan Mail IV (Burn Baby, Burn)
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39. Dating Advice
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40. The Owner
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41. Sitcom Silliness
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42. First Meeting Of The Card Cult
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43. Fat-Kins Diet
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44. Card Cult Update
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45. Foamy's Rant III
Foamy's sick of reality TV as it is, so he invents The Snuff Channel.
46. Eye Stigmata
Germaine picks out new glasses while Pillz-E discusses the finer points of the disorder "sigmata of the eye".
47. Foamy Fan Mail V (Ashes To Ash)
Foamy is exhasperated from all the fan mail.
48. Creative Issues
Foamy is dying to go to the creamy cheesy sale, and Germaine is actually dying.
49. Hospital Stay
Foamy visits Germaine in the hospital while she recovers from a heart attack.
50. Kavorkian Scarf
Pillz-E mistakens a blood pressure cuff for a Kavorkian Scarf, while Germaine is still recovering from her heart attack.
51. Do's & Don'ts
Germaine gets specific instructions she needs to follow from her doctor
52. Squirrel Songs
Foamy is trying to raise money for the Card Cult by singing squirrelly songs.
53. A-Kon Rules (Promo)
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54. Cloud Talk
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55. Coffee-House Propoganda
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56. Beginner's Guide To Being A Bitch Hermit
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57. Tech-Support
Foamy calls tech support to help fix his computer.
58. Foamy Fan Mail VI
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59. The Jiggly Butt
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60. Amityville Toaster
Foamy show Germaine the Amityville toaster.
61. Foamy's Rant IV
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62. Passion Of The Zombies
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63. E-Mail Malady
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64. No Christmas For You
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65. So I Said To My Doctor
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66. Amplified Bible
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67. Paper Back Bust
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68. Inner Demons
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69. Foamy's Rant V
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70. Medicated Baby Heads
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71. Slice Of Life
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72. Medication For All
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73. The Hatta'
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74. Yesterday Mail
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75. Channels
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76. A Pair Of Pants
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77. Biggest Fear
Foamy and Germaine discuss their biggest fear.
78. Foamy Fan Mail VII
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79. Open-Mic Night II
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80. Pancake Madness
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81. Handmade Clothes
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82. Foamy Fan Mail VIII
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83. Sacred Space
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84. Drugs In Your Head
Foamy rants about drugs of all sorts.
85. Unmentionable Auction
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86. Tech-Support II
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87. Voodeedoo
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88. Halloween Hoopla
Foamy's fed up with how Halloween's been turning out lately.
89. Lewd Lingerie
Germaine and Begley have a bit of fun taunting Anchovie in a lingerie store.
90. Bra Bashing
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91. Summoning Santa
In an attempt to bring Santa to her house, Germaine brings a very annoyed elf instead.
92. Exotic Chocolates
Germaine gets a box of specialty chocolates from Anchovie.
93. Hatta's Rant
The Hatta goes on a rant, Foamy-style.
94. Germaines Webcam
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95. Cell Phones & Car Ads
Foamy can't stand people who talk about his or her calling plan, ringtones, people who forget where his or her car is, or people who think "Certified Pre-Owned" is superior to "used".
96. User Agreement
Germaine installs a diaboical software on Foamy's computer without reading the user agreement first.
97. Tech-Support III
Foamy has a "stuck pixel". Mammed's solution? Uninstall the monitor drivers; you won't see any pixels at all.
98. CDs
Four things Foamy hates about CDs: stickers, Digipaks®, security tags, and copyright protection.
99. Kosher Crackers
Pillz-E appears once again, this time instead of two diseases mixed up, two types of "crackers" mixed up.
100. The Fat Song
Foamy sings a song about how fat Germaine is; naturally, she hates it.
101. Restaurants
Foamy likes restaurants, but he can't stand the Happy Birthday songs, the annoying waiters, and the current system of pay.
102. Foamy Fan Mail IX
Foamy's back with his ninth Foamy Fan Mail, and the complaints pile up.
103. News
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104. Dubbed in English
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105. Words and Phrases
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106. Fortune Cookie
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107. Pigeons
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108. Cute Mute
Germaine takes in a new room mate.
109. Mexico es muy Bien
An obvious and pathetic attempt at backpedaling on the disgustingly racist comments made by Foamy in an earlier rant dealing with immigration. Being the unpleasant little cunt that he is, Foamy takes the time to insult the people who were justifiably offended.
110. Solitaire Confinement
germaine tries to teach pilz-e how to play texas hold em. but pilze thinks the cards burn, doesnt want to be blind, and talks about charges filed against him for poking some lady.
111. Squirrel Songs 2
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112. Who Would Win In A knife Fight
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113. Battery Low
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114. Foamy Fan Mail X
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115. Hatta's Rant II
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116. Evil Corporate Zombies
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117. Reptile Crunch
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118. Once You Go Black
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119. Useless Software
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120. Letter to Santa
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121. Deck Waving
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122. Jump Rope Record
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123. Word Association
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124. Accidents At Home
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125. Focus Pocus
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126. Friendly Messages
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127. Squirrel Songs III
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128. V-Day
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129. Celebrities
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130. Tips
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131. Smokin' Smokers
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132. Friendly Messages II
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133. A Plotless Conversation
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134. Comedians
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135. Chamber of Human Horrors
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136. Unamusement Park
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137. Squirrel Songs IV
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138. Mint Spaghetti
Mint spaghetti starts off with Pilz-e eating a strange seafoam green string. Germaine soon discovers that he's actually eating Mint dental floss and cat shit. At the end of the episode, he pulls out a yellow liquid, and says, "I forgot to tell you where i got the lemonade! heh heh heh."
139. T.V.
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140. Tech-support IV
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141. Hot Enough For Ya?
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142. Death
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143. Car Wash
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144. Foamy Fan Mail XI
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145. Gym Teachers
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146. A-Gore-Aphobia
Pilz-E confuses the meaning of yet more words.
147. Walkie Talkie
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148. Black Magic Metal
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149. Coffee Flavors
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150. Caffeine Conspiracy
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151. Mini Marts
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152. Hammers & Floodlights
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153. Cereal Box Prize
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154. Math Metal
pilz-e buys cds from satan, and attempts to summon the dark overlord of fire.
155. Indie Film
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156. Friendly Messages III
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157. Conspire to Rewire
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158. Hot Dog Envy
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159. People Pissing Me Off
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160. Squirrel Songs V
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161. New Used
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162. Friendly Messages IV
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163. Nextdoor Neighbor
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164. Cell Phones & Car Ads 2
foamy gets ticked off about: star trek hands free headsets, mp3 ready cars, car companies never revealing how much a car costs, clarity of cell phone speakers, and twits in mall parking lots playing music.
165. Ducky Of Evil Returns
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166. Cow-Mouflage
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167. Child Proof Caps
Pilz-e and his pills. inseparable? i should say yes. And all because of child proof caps. Unfortunately, Pill popping squirrels are at limited mental capacity, and thus cannot open child-proof caps on pills like prozac or vicodin. or my meds, Concerta.
168. Restaurants 2
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169. Horror Flick Chicks
Foamy, Germaine, and a horror flick. Germaine is ranting about how horror flick chicks are merely idiotic representations of real chicks. She says that if she was in a horror flick, she would defend herself instead of merely falling all over herself and screaming at the top of her lungs.
170. Door Holding & Baby Brigaders
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171. Squirrel Songs VI
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172. Gummie Bear Graveyard
Germaine decides to pay a tribute to the dead... with gummie bears.
173. People Bacon
Foamy rants about sun bathing.
174. Telekinetic Pornography
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175. Forum Bore 'Em
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176. Black Hollywood
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177. Foamy Fan Mail XII
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178. Political Shifty
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179. Book Binding
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180. An Original Idea
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181. Picture Imperfect
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182. A Missing Element
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183. A Woman's Deceit
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184. The Big Game
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185. Bastardized Musicals
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186. Tech Support V
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187. A Change of Face
Germaine becomes bald in a vain attempt on the part of the creator to decrease the amount of rule 34 of his characters
188. It's A Bald World After All
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189. Achievements
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190. Muffin Massacre
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191. Fashions
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192. Begley's Bad Puns
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193. Subliminal Cut
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194. Comics and Movies
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195. Eaters Anonymous
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196. Fat Idols
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197. Zip Codes
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198. Go Green
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199. Foamy Fan Mail XIII
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200. Creative Cremation
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201. Best Thing Ever
Foamy bitches about people some more.
202. Unreal Estate
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203. Game Trade-Ins
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204. Word Games
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205. Social Network Of Idiots
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206. Lecture
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207. Online Shopping
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208. Escort Mission
In this episode Germaine is playing a Zombie-themed video game and complaining about missions where you are required to escort women who are portrayed as helpless, being scared and stupid enough to run into hordes (likely parodying Dead Rising). She also complains about the slim physiques of the avatars. Foamy then berates her as usual on her lack of employment, distasteful hobbies and overweightedness.
209. You Boob-Tube
Foamy rants about re-uploading videos, Youtube celebrities, and AMVs. Easily the most hypocritical of all the rants. As Neurotically Yours is guilty of many of the things he lists off.
210. Cruelty Free
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211. Motivational Posters
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212. Academic Alert
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213. Western Zen
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214. Left in Charge
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215. A Scene from a Poetry Tour
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216. Foamy Fan Mail XIV
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217. Cadaveric Spasm
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218. Special: Germaine for Stupids
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219. Sex or Violence
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220. No for an Answer
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221. Follow-Up Letter
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222. Diet Riot
Germaine finally wants to do something about her obesity problem. She consults Foamy about it who refers her to Pilz-E.
223. Ads Subtract
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224. Suicide Hotline
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225. Nuts To You II
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226. Radio Offer
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227. The Handshake
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228. The Book Cover
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229. The Website
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230. Museums
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231. Diet? Tried it!
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232. Midnight Release
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233. Online Quiz
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234. Squirrel Songs
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235. Street Poet
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236. Halloween Hoopla II
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237. In Gloom
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238. Your Move
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239. Back Packin' It
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240. Travel Log
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241. Quiet Please
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242. Travel Log II
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243. Small, Medium, Large & Larger
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244. X-Mas Songs
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245. Travel Log III
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246. Postcards From the Ledge
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247. Germaine Returns
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248. The Scholarship
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249. Equal Opportunity
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250. Clothes Donation
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251. Secrets of the Foamy Cult
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252. The Cult Returns
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253. Foamy Cult Meeting
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254. Japan Disaster Special
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255. Girl's Camp
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256. Show Nowhere
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257. Footwear
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258. Swimming With the Fishes: Bin Laden Special
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259. Breast Physics
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260. Fake Awake
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261. Panty Raid
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262. Social Network of Idiots II
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263. Last Coffee House Stand
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264. M.P.H.
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265. Removal of Ownership
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266. Reboot Button
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267. A Reason for Reboots
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268. The Move
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269. Plank & Owl
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270. Something to Do
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271. Bullies
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272. The Lamest Halloween
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273. Power That Be
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274. Prescriptions Filled
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275. People and Animals
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276. Humbuggers
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277. The Neighbors
Foamy and Germaine meet their new neighbors. This is notable as the first official appearance of Dolan, a psychotic duck who is popular in NY fanworks, in an official episode.
278. Left Behind
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279. Foamy Fan Mail XV
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280. Teachers & Bullies
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281. Mythical Squirrels
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282. Work Related
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283. Customers
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284. Self Important Parents
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285. Job Search
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286. Bus Ride
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287. Medicinal Mochachino
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288. Gay Marriage
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289. Hint Hotline
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290. Video Games (A Rant for E3)
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291. World's Biggest Boobs
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292. NYC Squirrel Songs
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293. Holy Relics
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294. Black Connecticut
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295. Ink Stink
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296. Ninja Gig (a.k.a. The Sexy Stretching Toon)
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297. Auto Correct
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298. Life Is a Game
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299. The Ghost of Bigfoot
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300. An Arthouse Halloween
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301. You're Too Negative
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302. Hurricane Sandy Relief Special
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303. Twitter Talking Robots
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304. Gallery Opening
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305. Ninja Christmas
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306. 2012 Mayan Apocalypse Special
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307. Racist Coffee
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308. Violent Video Games
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309. Devious Septum
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310. Vehicular Rape
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311. Douche-Step
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312. Body Modification
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313. Coffee House Cleavage
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314. Celebrity Perfumes
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315. Squirrel Advice
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316. Fat Global Warming
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317. Dworgies
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318. Art Is Smart or Naked Girls Seen Through The Eyes of a Squirrel
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319. Phones: A Rant
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320. Programming Conflict
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321. Point of Sales Systems
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322. The Worst
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323. Food Allergies
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324. Chest Pillows
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325. Nosey People
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326. Goth Chick Appreciation Day
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327. Sexy Costumes
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328. Work Related Incident
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329. Medicated Creative Slump
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330. Patches & Updates
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331. Wake Up
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332. Relationship Issues
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333. Humbugger Holiday
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334. Geek Culture
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335. Previous Owner
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336. A New You
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337. A Change of Heart
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338. Mystery Cassette
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339. Sick People
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340. Foamy Plays... Lara Croft and the Guardian of Light (Tomb Raider)
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341. Gamer Chicks
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342. Advice on Advice
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343. Be Happy
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344. Yorange
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345. Coffee-House Gab
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346. The Foamy Cult Oath
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347. The Bottomless Pit
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348. Mic-Check
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349. The Power of Swearing
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350. Used CDs
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351. Comments
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352. Lunch with the Hatta'
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353. Paranormal Romance
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354. Big Tips
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355. A Spoiled Christmas
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356. Entrepreneurial Endeavor
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357. P.O. Box Home
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358. Cheerleader Injuries
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359. Uneven Boobs
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360. Mail Friend
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361. Diner Talk
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362. New Room(Mate)
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363. Opening Day
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364. Diner Talk II
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365. Monkey Punch
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366. A Latte Butt
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367. Nice Weather
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368. Squirrel Songs: Songs for (Spare) Change
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369. Question Your Traditions
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370. 3D Boobs
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371. Gluten Free
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372. Doctor, Who Broke Your Brain
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373. Exit the Asylum
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374. Filling in the Blanks
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375. Day of the Dead (It's Not "Mexican Halloween")
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376. Maid & Squirrel
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377. Eyebrows
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378. Fast Trave
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379. Politically Correct Christmas
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380. Squirrels and Coffee
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381. Anchovies with Lunch
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382. Attractive People
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