Season 2
Another year in the life of Diddly Squat Farm, run by Jeremy Clarkson, Britain's best-known but least-qualified amateur farmer. In an effort to increase his annual profit (£144 last year) he's diversifying, in the shape of cows, more chickens and his own restaurant.
01. Surviving
Jeremy Clarkson sets out to diversify, as a way of increasing his annual profit (£144 last year).
02. Cowering
Jeremy's new herd of cows settle in, but soon reject the fence that keeps them in.
03. Schmoozing
Faced with Council powers that be, Jeremy uses two of his greatest skills: diplomacy and respect for red tape.
04. Badgering
Jeremy Clarkson comes face to face with his nemesis: the badger.
05. Council-ing
The day of the Council's decision on Jeremy's restaurant arrives.
06. Counselling
The fall-out from the Council's decision continues to fall out.
07. Scheming
Jeremy's restaurant idea is re-born, and there's not a moment to waste.
08. Climaxing
Secret preparations accelerate for the opening of Jeremy's restaurant.