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February 18, 2021

Season 4

01. Eternal Lockdown

The People's Republic of Hookturnistan comes one step closer to glory.

4min
February 18, 2021

02. Coach Gets a Shot

The Government Coach takes one for the team.

4min
February 25, 2021

03. Political Limbo

We're playing limbo today. How low can you go?

4min
March 4, 2021

04. Royal Family Yoga

Time to give our bodies the royal treatment.

4min
March 11, 2021

05. Vaccine Against Toxic Male Culture

It's the virus that's sweeping the globe - but can science finally cure us?

4min
March 18, 2021

06. Government Injury List

With his players dropping like flies, coach consults the team doctor.

4min
March 25, 2021

07. Girl Power

Coach announces his new female line-up.

4min
April 1, 2021

08. Opposition Leaders Anonymous

Support is at hand.

4min
April 8, 2021

09. Antiques Showcase - The Passport

This week we make a rare yet worthless discovery.

4min
April 15, 2021

10. The Big V

Coach unveils his bold new vaccination strategy.

4min
April 22, 2021

11. Future Grandad

After twenty-one years of lockdown, Carrie finally meets her grandfather.

3min
April 29, 2021

12. I Can't Call Australia Home

With apologies to Peter Allen.

4min
May 6, 2021

13. Post Budget Locker Room Chat

JP grabs a quick word with Coach after a ripping budget match.

3min
May 13, 2021

14. Quarantine FM

Good morning returned international travellers! This is Sick Dog, keeping you company all fortnight long here on Quarantine FM.

4min
May 20, 2021

15. Hookturnistan Returnistans

Soy Guevara returns with a direct message to President Andrews.

3min
May 27, 2021

16. Waiting for Vaxot

You've got this, Melbourne.

4min
June 3, 2021

17. Pillow Fortress Australia

Get your pillows and blankets ready - we're making a fort to protect Australia!

4min
June 10, 2021

18. Coach at the G7

Coach checks in with the Club Doctor from the G7 Tournament in the UK.

4min
June 17, 2021

19. The Very Hungry Barnaby

We're reading a very special book today. Would you like to hear it?

4min
June 24, 2021

20. Have Covid, Will Travel

One man's contact tracing adventure.

4min
July 1, 2021

21. Left Wing Yoga

Namaste, precious snowflakes.

4min
July 8, 2021

22. Suck It Up Australia

Coach introduces his revised vaccine campaign.

4min
July 15, 2021

23. Guess Who's Back?

2020 makes a glorious return.

4min
July 22, 2021

24. Thrusting for Australia

One happy Olympian slowly goes for gold.

4min
July 29, 2021

25. The Ballad of Locky D

S.J. Paterson locks down a new verse.

4min
August 5, 2021

26. Byron Bay Lockdown Rules

Coach outlines his plan for Byron Bay.

4min
August 12, 2021

27. Workin' Like a Dog

One dog calls for an end to lockdown.

3min
August 19, 2021

28. Let's do a Protest!

We're protesting today! Do you want to join us?

4min
August 26, 2021

29. Lockdown Wedding

With weddings now allowed in NSW, one couple tie the knot safely.

4min
September 2, 2021

30. The Pfizer Has Landed

Australia is gripped by Pfizer fever as a new shipment arrives.

4min
September 9, 2021

31. Will you miss press conferences?

Coach learns about an innovative development in the state league.

3min
September 16, 2021

32. Anti-Vaxxed to the Max

Want to be an anti-vaxxer, but not sure where to start? The Barefoot Denier is here to help!

4min
September 23, 2021

33. So Close

The Boss is back with an anthem for the COVID generation.

4min
September 30, 2021

34. Hookturnistan Invades NSW

Soy Guevara pledges to bring stability to New South Wales.

4min
October 7, 2021

35. News Corp Goes Green

The climate changes at News Corp.

4min
October 14, 2021

36. The Institute for Reopening

Nervous about re-entering the real world? Help is at hand.

3min
October 21, 2021

37. Playground Politics Halloween Special

It's a very spooky Halloween special this week. Don't be scared, it won't hurt you!

4min
October 28, 2021

38. Royal Commission into whether ScoMo lied to France

Commissioner Jayne turns his attention to international relations.

4min
November 4, 2021

39. Coach Deregisters WA

Coach has some tough words for Western Australia in the national huddle.

4min
November 11, 2021

40. How to Charge an Electric Car

We're searching for renewable energy today. Do you want to join us?

4min
November 18, 2021