01. He Who Steals My Robot Steals Trash
02. Guess Whose Dinner Is Coming to Freddie?
03. Cauliflower Fiddles While Bolivar Burns
04. The Revenge of Prudence Pennyfeather or Wide Saddles in the Old Corral
05. A Woman’s a Rag, a Bone, and a Hank of Mouth
07. Necessarily From Mustard
09. And Momma Makes Three
10. Love Is a Funny Thing
13. A Christmas Story: 1777
16. The Pledge of Allegiance
18. Beauty is Only Skin Deep Unless You’re a Banana
20. Beneath This Ragged Shirt
22. Deadeye Goes to School
24. Give a Man Enough Rope
25. If at First You Don’t Succeed, Forget It
26. Vagrancy is Just Loitering that Takes a Little Longer
27. Uneasy Lies the Neck that Wears the Noose
28. Button Up Your Overcoat: You Forgot Your Pants
29. Will the Real Robin Hood Please Fall Out of the Tree?
30. You Can Lead a Horse to Water, But He’ll Go by Himself to Scotch